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Poland (Russian: Польша,Pol'sha) is the main character in Countryballs. He is very often a significant hero, because. it is Poland that is the protagonist of the "Countryballs" genre.

In "Reich", it becomes known that Poland is a kind of god-like creature that appeared first in the world and gave light to others. He had a magical stick that had the colossal power of destroying everything and rewinding time.

Overview
Poland looks like a ball with eyes.

The flag consists of two equal horizontal stripes: top red and bottom white. Interestingly, the real Polish flag looks the other way around (top white, bottom red), but the "upside down" is due to the generally accepted canon of Countryballs.

Appearances
Poland is the main character in "Old New Intro" and in all previous cutscenes, and is also the second most featured character after Belarus.

According to the story, he designed a rocket, but the GI attacked him and they ran in pursuit around the world. At the end, Poland hits him rocket and takes off into space.

Poland appears in the "History of Belarus (2015)", where he defends the Grand Duchy of Lithuania from the attack of the Crusaders. Later, he signs a contract on the accession of Poland to the Grand Duchy of Lithuania, after which he is given over to Austria and Prussia.

In "PYRAMID", he asks Egypt if it's safe in the Pyramid. Then, he starts to panic, and after that, pushes Egypt, which then falls and burns from his lighter. After the death of Nepal, they went to the exit with Israel. But he is distracted by gold, and Poland is trying to stop him, but Israel is being gassed. Poland in a panic ran to the exit, but was distracted by the sarcophagus, thinking it was a rocket. He opens it, and flees from Ancient Egypt. After it stops, Ancient Egypt flies out and crashes. Poland successfully got out of the Pyramid.

Poland appears in "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!. At first he was frightened by the missiles of Russia and the USA, and then he rejoiced along with the rest of the countries, because it turned out to be fireworks.

He appears in "Difficult question". He is in his house, opens the door to Germany, who, after opening the door, says "NIKANON!" After the sinking of the Titanic, he escaped in a lifeboat. At the moment when Russia is asked a question, Poland appears as a spectator. He was carrying apples for refugees to Germany, but was shot down by Belarus in a BelAZ.

In "In search of oil", he shouted "We're all going to die!" as the asteroid approached Earth. He watched a "volcanic eruption" in Iceland, then he fell off the train when Switzerland sneezed.

In "French fries", he was divided by the BSSR into two parts. He "fought" with France and Italy, pretending to be a tank. He asked Germany if he is a perfectionist, to which Germany replies "Yes." and brings Bangladesh, Germany begins to bleed from the eyes.

In "Where is he?!", he helped Belarus in search of Belorussia.

In "Difficult situation", he prepared cutlets with Russia. He turned on the gas but didn't light it, causing Poland to blow up the kitchen while trying to start the fire. He wanted to fly from the roof, thinking that he was in the Commonwealth. The flight went wrong. He led Vatican City to his neighbours who sang "Patimaker".

In "Polska może", he was upset because of a broken plunger, but Russia fixed his plunger. He put my flag on a plunger on the red planet, but Russia turned out to be the planet.

In "The Hour of Viyni", he asked Kazakhstan if he ate the horses, and whether he ate dogs in South Korea and Russia.

In "Took binoculars", he was a passenger on the titanic. He wanted to participate in the action of Israel. He wanted to escape on boats, but Estonia did not allow evacuation. He described the battle between the USA and the USSR with the words "Right now, built meat!". Later, due to the strong slope of the deck, he could not resist and rolled into the ocean waters. When the ship completely sank, he was pursued by Reichtangle. For salvation, he asked the United States to divide it into two parts.

In the episode, "The light is gone", he got angry with Belarus. Nazi Germany left him with a scar, to which Poland said "Eh .. built meat."

In the episode "Poland, New Year and company", he is the main character. At first, Poland wanted to paint their house white, in view of the New Year. A Pole borrows paint from Belarus. Later, while returning the paint, he overhears a conversation between Belarus and Russia about the United States. Later, Belarus accidentally knocks him back with a door. Then Santa Claus turns to him to prevent something terrible that night. Later, Poland notices Russia's suspicious purchases, and in the evening remembers all these actions and decides to stop Russia and Belarus. Arriving by Tajikistan truck, the Pole comes to the countries, but finds out that they cut down the Christmas tree. In the end, he came to the New Year's holiday, received a gift - a plunger in the form of a rocket.

In "The border is locked", he conducted a report by Germany and France on the acceptance of refugees, and later made a report on the abolition of visas for Belarus.

In "Journey of Italy", his bank was robbed by Israel and Germany offered to help in his capture.

In "The worst nightmare of Great Britain", he dropped ice cream in the background.

Poland can also be seen among the countries in the episode "Moment of Silence". He came with the rest of the countries to honor the USSR.

In "Bombs", he is the main character and exemplary ridicule of banality in Countryballs.

In "Russia got lost", Poland wakes up in space and starts crying with happiness, but realizes that there is no oxygen, suffocates and dies. However, these were the dreams of Poland and he was yelled at by Germany. All this happened in the planetarium.

In "Reich: the beginning", he came to work in Germany, asking for a raise for his hard work cleaning toilets. Following him, Greece came and asked to borrow money, then Spain came and asked for help in the fight against Catalonia, who wants to be independent. All three began to persuade Germany at the same time, but he refused due to the fact that the European Union had financial problems and it could not split, helping everyone at once. Then the trinity began to accuse him of selfishness, and Poland even called Germany a Nazi and hinted at the year 1945, when Germany "split" into two parts. This made him very upset and at first he began to cry, and then became rectangular and began to grow to a gigantic size, becoming Reichtangle. The EU building collapsed, and Poland, along with Greece and Spain, escaped from the premises.

In "Brotherhood", which is a direct sequel to Reich: the beginning, he also appeared. He lay under the rubble of the building, waking up, he saw a giant Germany. Frightened squeaked "Kurwa!", After which he got up and ran away.

In "WE'RE ALREADY 100,000!!", as a cameo, he told Artyom how to fly into space on a plunger.

In "Escape", Poland watched the false murder of "Poland" and went into hiding. Poland put on a Soviet ear-flap and scarf and went around the world to Easter Island so that Reichtangle would not find him. Having met Easter Island himself on the island, Poland told him: "I'm not here."

In "Apocalypse", Poland lay on a hammock and drank coconut juice from his Easter Island servant. But Easter Island realized that the forces of the Reich would soon overtake the island and showed this to Poland with the help of his statue. Poland did not want to go anywhere, but Easter Island took out a map and dragged the offended Poland along.

In the final episode of "Reich", Poland and Easter Island followed the map of the second. Soon, they reached a cliff at the bottom of which a mountain river flowed. The path to the shore lay through a log. Poland failed to get through the log and he fell into the river. The river carried him until he jumped into a certain cave, where he saw the spirit of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth. The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth told Poland the whole truth. It turned out that Poland is the first divine being, after which all the others appeared. The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth gave Poland a magic scepter and sent him to defeat the villains. Poland approached Reichtangle and Omsk bird already when they all incinerated. Poland fled with the scepter, but stumbled and broke it. Reichtangle raised Poland in front of his face and said: "Polen! Anchluss!..." and prepared to break it. However, a magical force flew out of the broken scepter, which created a white portal above everyone. Omsk bird and Reichtangle were drawn into it and vanished, and Poland moved anew to that workday morning when Germany became the Reich. Poland from the past was already coming to Germany, but Poland from the future knocked it out with a pot of flowers and disappeared (meaning that Poland saved the future). Germany saw Poland lying and sent him to the hospital.

In the "Republic of Korea and New Year's Eve", Poland sat at the New Year's table along with other countries.

In "Russia goes to India", he was with his grandfather's wings. Then he praised Egypt for his costume, and then asked a drunk Russian with a neutral Olympic flag, who is he?

In "What is Mongolia thinking about?", he thought about what Mongolia was thinking about.

In "Adventures of Great Britain", he divided Czechoslovakia with Hungary and Germany.

In "Enemy on the horizon", Poland wept near his burned-out capital, the city of Warsaw. To his own question from Nazi Germany: "Germany, why?", he got the answer that the artist sees it that way. Then, in a joke scene, Countrybolz, he approached Japan under the flag of Monaco with a plunger and said: "Kurwa, you have to, I'm busy!". Then he left with the words "What happened here, whore?".

In the Pushcha series, he cut down an oak tree on his territory of Belovezhskaya Pushcha with a chainsaw, from which the UN, Greenpeace and (what kind of organization is this, please tell me!), who sent the Pole away, crawled out. Then he stood beaten next to the Belarusian.

Poland appears in the Greek Strength series. Germany and Russia insult him again, then the German sends him to clean European toilets: in response, Poland takes out a gun and points it with tears in her eyes at a friend, and then at herself, wanting to shoot herself.

In the series Latvia, are you in? a Pole smashed the camera with a plunger in the news, which was led by Germany.

Characteristic The main character trait of Poland is his boastfulness and a rather high sense of self-importance. Poland is very proud of itself and its ancestors. Poland is a big dreamer. He considers himself no worse than his predecessors. The Pole imagines himself a great superpower, although this, to put it mildly, is not so. This example is served by the series Difficult situation, when Poland imagined itself to be the Commonwealth and "flew" by jumping off the roof. And in the series Took binoculars, Poland stood in line for Israel's action "Become the king of the world!". In fact, Poland has felt many divisions of its territories many times (shown in History of Belarus, The Light Is Lost , History of Belarus). That is why he does not like Russia and Germany.

Despite his boastfulness, Poland is actually very shy. Poland is an alarmist. He panics at the fall of an Asteroid ( Looking for Oil ). Poland began to scream and panic when the entrance to the Pyramid closed ( PYRAMID ). In the same series, after the death of Israel, he, throwing a lighter, ran forward screaming, and then ran away from Ancient Egypt. And of course, Poland is terribly afraid of the Reichgon. The Reich always pursues the Pole, which worries him very much. However, in the Reich series, Poland was not afraid to run into the Reich and the Omsk bird with a scepter. In the end, the Reichgon almost killed Poland.

Poland is very curious. In the Hour of War he asked questions to Kazakhstan, Korea and Russia , and in French fries he asked a question to Germany. He can also think out what he saw or heard. In Poland, New Year and company, thanks to his vivid imagination, Poland, in a conversation between Belarus and Russia on the phone, thought that they were going to kill America. And then he saw Russia in the store, who was buying a machine gun, a rope and garbage bags.

Poland does not like to depend on someone and often has its own opinion. For example, in the 14th episode, Poland claimed to Santa Claus that he did not exist and ignored his warnings. And in the Locked Border series, Poland hysterically refused to accept refugees. Also, Poland's insolence was shown in the Reich series, when he, without thinking, called Germany a Nazi.

The main dream of Poland is the flight into space. The Pole believes in this and tries to do it with all his efforts (Intro). IN THE PYRAMID when Poland saw the sarcophagus, he thought it was a rocket. In the Polska może series, he got to the red planet and put a plunger-flag on it, but it turned out to be drunk Russia , which greatly upset Poland. In the series Russia Lost, Poland's dreams of getting into space were also shown.

Preferences Like Remember your strong ancestors Dream be cool Apples Space New Year Fight pretend Ask questions to other countries rockets I do not like When there is nowhere to put apples Insults from Russia and Germany Clean toilet bowls Reichgon closed spaces When someone interrupts his dreams Refugees When Israel steals money When inequality occurs in the EU Don't fly into space When they want to share Relationship Belarus Belarus and Poland are old friends, in the past their ancestors were always together ( History of Belarus, History of Belarus ). Their relationship is quite changeable in the series and depends mainly on the situation. In the Difficult question, Belarus was hit by a Polish truck with apples, and in Where is he?! Poland helped Belarus look for Belarus. Also in Poland, the New Year and the company, a Pole broke into the house of a Belarusian and, in a friendly way, borrowed paints. Belarus was not even offended by the fact that Poland scared him very much.

Egypt Their relationship is shown in the PYRAMID series. Egypt invited Poland on a tour of his pyramid, so it can be assumed that they are friends. However, Egypt does not like it when Poland begins to fear and panic, especially when it comes to his own life. Because of his fear, Poland shot down Egypt and killed him

Russia Poland and Russia are likely to treat each other neutrally. Of course, Russia is fine with Poland as long as it doesn't get in its way. Like in Polska może, when Poland mistook Russia for a planet, Russia was furious. However, in other cases, they treat each other calmly ( Difficult situation, Hour of war ).

Germany They have friendly relations. Poland and Germany talked in an episode of French fries. They can also work together, such as in the Journey of Italy when they trapped Israel. However, they also often have disagreements, such as Poland against accepting refugees ( Closed Border ). Germany itself also in its heart regards Poland as a lower "slave", property. This is exemplified by the series Difficult Situation, when Germany made an appetizer in the form of Poland. In the series Russia got lost, Germany yelled at the sleeping Poland in the planetarium. In the Reich seriesit is learned that Poland is an employee of Germany, and Germany is his boss.

Estonia Estonia and Poland are friends. They treat each other normally. For example, in episode 7, they both helped in the search for Belarus, and in episode 14, Poland was not angry at Estonia for his slow driving. Also, Estonia in Took binoculars did not let the countries onto the boat of Poland.

Israel As shown in the series Journey of Italy, Israel is the enemy of Poland, because. he stole money from the People's Bank of Poland. However, they intersected earlier: in the PYRAMID series, they got out of the Pyramid.

German Empire The Reichgon is Poland's biggest fear. It is he who poses a danger to the Pole. Their relationship is shown in the cutscene when the GI is chasing Poland around the world. They also crossed paths in Took binoculars. Their interactions are satirized in Bombs. In Reich, Poland, calling Germany, awakened the Reichgon from the German.

Nazi Germany All the ancestors of Germany led an aggressive policy with Poland. Poland is also very afraid of him, because he treated her very badly. Poland understands that the German is very aggressive and in a nutshell describes it as "Shcha buit meat" ( Light is gone ). Also, the Nazi burned down Warsaw in the Enemy on the Horizon series.

France and Italy Formally, they are enemies of Poland, as in the episode the French fries waged an imaginary war. Although the matter did not come to bloodshed, France and Italy were afraid of him.

Interesting Facts Poland is one of the few characters that has his own unique voice. His name is the most common easter egg in episodes. In the episode First Retaliation at the end of the video, a giant Colorado potato beetle was bombarded with rubble from a building. There are disputes in the VK group: "Was it Poland or Monaco?"

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