Difficult situation/Transcript

Transcript
Russia: We are live again! Before [sic]commercial break we made fried potatoes with Belarus and Lithuania. And made a great appetizer of tomatoes and eggs from Germany. Now we're going to make meatballs with Poland! Turn on the gas stove and throw in the pan the beef. Everything is easy!

Poland: I have not fried cutlets. What's the problem?

Russia: I don't know.

Poland: Silly me! The gas is turned on but not lit! Now I can fix it.

Russia: Poland no!

[explodes]

[Intro plays]

Great Britain: That's all, son, no more tea after six o'clock!

England: NOOO!

Great Britain: [sic]then repeat after me... Moscow is the capital of Russia.

TBA: Poland don't do anything stupid, get off!